Happy birthday to you
I hope your day goes well
How old are you again?
Hey, don’t be afraid to tell

Another year has gone by
A flash before your eyes
But look on the bright side
Age makes a person wise

Gray hair can be covered
Those wrinkles will disappear
Get out the miracle creams
You’ll look great, never fear

What, you cannot hear me?
Wow, that cane looks cool
Forgot your name you say?
I hate to ask, but is that drool?

Okay, I will be serious now
I really wish you the best
Get out and have some fun
But first make sure you rest!